ladyrosedeversailles:

Léna: It’s time to choose a name for our son, and I think I found the perfect name for him.

Elias ( strange smile on his face ): I have a few ideas too.

Léna: Which names ?

Elias: Gontran or Gonzague.

Léna: Sorry, but I don’t like those names at all.

Elias: Why not Guthagon, Rasyphe or
Mappalique

or
Coconain

?

Léna ( raised her eyebrows ): What ????   These names are weird and ugly.

Elias :
Huldegrin, Injurieux, Ithamace

?

Léna : No way !

Elias :
Aproncule, Bananuphe, Calépode ?

Léna: Never !

Elias :
Ouarlax, Palphètre, Pamphalon, Patape, Pétronin, Philogon, Pipe, Proscidile, Quoamal, Sabas, Smaragde, Syarèse, Télesphore, Théoïde, Théopiste, Théopompe, Triphon, Tripodes, Tychique, Ubède, Urciscène, Usthazades, Viedemial, Ynsigo, Zotoucque ?

Léna  ( frowned ) Are you crazy ?  Those names are too weird and quite ridiculous.

Elias :
Eusémiote, Frichoux, Gobdélas, Gorgon,

?

Léna: No !  Where did you find these strange names ?

Elias : On a website.

Léna: I don’t like them at all.

Elias: Me neither, I was kidding . What’s your idea ?

Léna : I had two ideas,  William and Pablo, and we can’t name him William, my uncle Bastien named his newborn’son William. Pablo sounds like a nice name for our baby boy.

Elias: I agree.

Elias: Hello little Pablo, do you like your name ?

….

Elias :  He said “yes”

Léna:  Of course he likes it, it was his late great grandfather’s name.