Teddy: Lise, I think you eat too much, you’re getting big.

Lise: It’s not food.

Teddy: What is it then ? Not drugs I hope !

Lise: Drugs ? You’re kidding !

Teddy: Beer ?

Lise: Whatever ! I don’t drink alcohol, I’m too young and I’m not interested at all by that.

Teddy: Why are you fat ?

Lise: I’m not fat, I’m pregnant, I’m 12 weeks along.

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